***Insert Photo of Terrifying Adorable Birds Here***
I was at the neighborhood coffee shop, enjoying the almost fall-like January NOLA weather, when a blood-thirsty chubby dandy of a bird hopped onto the table inches from my hand. It stared at me with its cold, calculating warm and friendly eyes. Soon, a flock of these critters had surrounded me. I was going to take a picture, but I was afraid for my life they flew away.
Even when I try to be an hermit, trouble finds me.
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This cracked me up – until I remembered times when beady little eyes sat and watched my every move…
LOL. Not gonna lie, I’m a little afraid of birds if they get close to me.